Respectfully I'd Rather Not Funny Cat T-Shirt

This relaxed-fit tee feels like the softest old favorite from the moment you put it on. Garment-dyed for that lived-in color and texture, it carries a quietly clever print: a poised blue cat with the understated caption, “Respectfully I’d Rather Not.” The heavyweight cotton and double-needle stitching give it a durable, everyday weight that holds up to repeat wear.

Wear it when you want to keep your distance with a wink- quiet humor that reads like you’re perfectly content to stay in your own orbit. Layer it under an overshirt for chilly mornings, toss it on for a slow weekend coffee, or let it speak for you at casual meetups and low-key hangouts.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight, pre-shrunk comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage color and texture
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for extra durability
- Tubular (no side seams) construction to reduce bunching and waste

To protect the garment-dyed color, wash cold with similar colors. Some loose pigment may remain on the fabric during the first few washes and can transfer to lighter items.

Slight color variations are a natural part of the garment-dyeing process and make each shirt unique. The fabric is pre-shrunk, so you can expect minimal shrinkage at home.

Shipping

Free shipping is available on U.S. orders of $75 or more.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 7 business days. Once your order ships, delivery usually takes an additional 2–5 business days through USPS. Tracking information will be emailed as soon as your package is on the way.

Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays.

Returns and Order Issues

We want you to feel confident ordering from us. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of purchase and we’ll make it right.

To be eligible for a return, items must be unused and in the same condition in which they were received.

Email support@pawsandplots.com with your order number and a brief description of the issue. Photos may be requested to help us resolve the problem quickly.