Leaving Before It Gets Weird Possum T-Shirt

This relaxed-fit cotton tee carries a soft, lived-in feel thanks to garment-dyed fabric and heavyweight, ring-spun cotton. The front art of a whimsical opossum scooting away on a vintage scooter with the line “Leaving Before It Gets Weird” lands playful and quietly defiant.

Wear it on slow mornings, road-trip pit stops, or when you need a little comic relief at gatherings. The roomy cut and pre-shrunk construction keep it comfortable through repeated wears, while the sewn-in label and double-needle stitching mean it holds up over time.

Available in many colors and sizes, it feels like an easy, familiar piece you reach for whenever you want to keep things light and move on to the next thing.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk fabric
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for long-lasting shape

To protect the garment-dyed color, wash cold with similar colors. Some loose pigment may remain on the fabric during the first few washes and can transfer to lighter items.

Slight color variations are a natural part of the garment-dyeing process and make each shirt unique. The fabric is pre-shrunk, so you can expect minimal shrinkage at home.

Shipping

Free shipping is available on U.S. orders of $75 or more.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 7 business days. Once your order ships, delivery usually takes an additional 2–5 business days through USPS. Tracking information will be emailed as soon as your package is on the way.

Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays.

Returns and Order Issues

We want you to feel confident ordering from us. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of purchase and we’ll make it right.

To be eligible for a return, items must be unused and in the same condition in which they were received.

Email support@pawsandplots.com with your order number and a brief description of the issue. Photos may be requested to help us resolve the problem quickly.