I'd Leave Faster If I Could T-Shirt

Soft, lived-in tee with a slow-summer sense of humor. This heavyweight, garment-dyed shirt feels like it’s already broken in, faded edges, pillowy hand, relaxed drape, and wears like a favorite on long mornings and lazy road trips.

The front illustration, an exasperated snail beside a tiny suitcase beneath the line “I’d leave faster if I could / believe me”, lands gentle sarcasm for anyone who moves at their own pace.

It layers easily under a flannel or stands alone with jeans for the person who prefers comfort, quiet days, and a wink of self-aware charm.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft durability
- Garment-dyed finish for a supple, vintage-ready feel
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction

To protect the garment-dyed color, wash cold with similar colors. Some loose pigment may remain on the fabric during the first few washes and can transfer to lighter items.

Slight color variations are a natural part of the garment-dyeing process and make each shirt unique. The fabric is pre-shrunk, so you can expect minimal shrinkage at home.

Shipping

Free shipping is available on U.S. orders of $75 or more.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 7 business days. Once your order ships, delivery usually takes an additional 2–5 business days through USPS. Tracking information will be emailed as soon as your package is on the way.

Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays.

Returns and Order Issues

We want you to feel confident ordering from us. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of purchase and we’ll make it right.

To be eligible for a return, items must be unused and in the same condition in which they were received.

Email support@pawsandplots.com with your order number and a brief description of the issue. Photos may be requested to help us resolve the problem quickly.