I Considered Playing Dead Possum T-Shirt

A soft, garment-dyed cotton tee with a dry, dark-humored illustration that reads like a wry aside. The relaxed, heavyweight fabric and gentle, lived-in dye create a comfortable drape that looks broken-in from day one. Subtle vintage tones and clean printing let the artwork breathe on the chest.

An offbeat statement piece you’ll reach for when you want to be low-key ironic or quietly sardonic. Wear it with worn denim, a flannel tied at the waist, or layered under a jacket for an everyday look that reads like a private joke between friends.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for durable, comfortable wear
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft color, lived-in texture, and subtle vintage look
- Relaxed fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for clean lines and reduced fabric waste
- Double-needle stitched seams and pre-shrunk construction for long-lasting shape

To protect the garment-dyed color, wash cold with similar colors. Some loose pigment may remain on the fabric during the first few washes and can transfer to lighter items.

Slight color variations are a natural part of the garment-dyeing process and make each shirt unique. The fabric is pre-shrunk, so you can expect minimal shrinkage at home.

Shipping

Free shipping is available on U.S. orders of $75 or more.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 7 business days. Once your order ships, delivery usually takes an additional 2–5 business days through USPS. Tracking information will be emailed as soon as your package is on the way.

Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays.

Returns and Order Issues

We want you to feel confident ordering from us. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of purchase and we’ll make it right.

To be eligible for a return, items must be unused and in the same condition in which they were received.

Email support@pawsandplots.com with your order number and a brief description of the issue. Photos may be requested to help us resolve the problem quickly.