I Brought Snacks and Emotional Damage T-Shirt

A relaxed, garment-dyed tee that feels like a cozy hug and carries a wink of whimsy. An opossum clutching a paper bag of snacks sits centered on this soft, vintage-toned shirt, captioned with deadpan humor: “I brought snacks and emotional damage.”

The heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton and garment-dye finish give the fabric a lived-in softness and subtle, uneven color that complements the vintage style. Wear it on slow mornings, low-key hangouts, or when you want to break the ice with gentle, self-aware humor.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a soft, vintage look and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for long-lasting shape

To protect the garment-dyed color, wash cold with similar colors. Some loose pigment may remain on the fabric during the first few washes and can transfer to lighter items.

Slight color variations are a natural part of the garment-dyeing process and make each shirt unique. The fabric is pre-shrunk, so you can expect minimal shrinkage at home.

Shipping

Free shipping is available on U.S. orders of $75 or more.

Orders are typically processed and shipped within 7 business days. Once your order ships, delivery usually takes an additional 2–5 business days through USPS. Tracking information will be emailed as soon as your package is on the way.

Shipping times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays.

Returns and Order Issues

We want you to feel confident ordering from us. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of purchase and we’ll make it right.

To be eligible for a return, items must be unused and in the same condition in which they were received.

Email support@pawsandplots.com with your order number and a brief description of the issue. Photos may be requested to help us resolve the problem quickly.